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Watch What You Say – Santa Eulalia Mayor To Sue Facebook User For Slur

The Mayor of Santa Eulària, Vicent Marí, has initiated proceedings to sue a person who accused him of accepting bribery on Facebook. The mayor is demanding 3,000€ in compensation.

Situations Vacant: Professional Party Tester (possibly the best job in the world)

Are you a lady of exquisite taste? Do you know how to party? Can you spot a quality mojito from across a crowded bar room? Have you ever dreamt of being paid to party? Well now's your chance?

Ban the Boob & Stop the Cock, It’s Not Only in Ibiza

Henceforth, the Mediterranean town will no longer tolerate "the public exhibition of phallic tiaras or unbecoming behaviour with inflatable sex dolls.”

Registration Transfer – A Guiri Guide

a step by step guide in English for the process of importing a vehicle which is, in our opinion, unparalleled in its being current and complete.

Can Misses like a Local 

How To Do The Hospital Like A Pro—In and out of an outpatients appointment in under 20 minutes. Here we give a Giuri’s guide to dealing with your hospital appointment better than a local—from parking, to check in, to appointment and departure in under 20 mins. Is it possible? Read on.

White Island, Gala Screening & Film Review

“Ibiza is the same as any good relationship, it changes as you do, you have to work at it”.

Father Wins High Court Case Quashing Fine for Holidays in Term Time

A significant proportion of Ibiza's early season business comes from British Families with school age children. We all know the rules, but not everybody observes them. Today a father has won his case in the High Court that serves to quash a fine issued by his local authority for taking his child out of school without authority for a family vacation during term time. We know from opinions received that it is an issue that divides opinion. For some families it is only the lower cost of holidays during the low season term time that enables them to have a family holiday at all. Does that justify missing school?

Shady Business …. Money Laundering, Drugs, Fraud, & Being a Right Bastard

San Jose Beach Concession Auction & Editorial Response. The Ajuntamento of Sant Josep’s controversial plans to auction the boroughs beach concessions have resulted in accusations of money laundering, muscle man intimidation, drug smuggling, tax fraud, and just being a right bastard.

San Antonio ‘Strange Occurrences’ NOT Caused By English Hooligans

Over the past weekend, strange circle patches have been observed in the Bay of San Antonio, and we are delighted to announce that it has been officially confirmed that the phenomenon are NOT the fault of lager swilling English Football Hooligans.

Ibiza Town Nipple Inspectors

Hot on the heels of San Antonio's raft of pre-season regulations, Ibiza Town have announced their own wide ranging advertising and promotion controls, including a requirement for club street parades to submit their costume and choreography to city inspectors for a new 'vulgarity test'. It's tough work .....


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